LOG ON: ![]() Making a wood stove hot |
LOG OFF: ![]() Too much wood on fire |
MONITOR: ![]() Keep'n an eye on the wood stove |
DOWN LOAD: ![]() Gitten the farwood off'n the truck |
MEGA HERTZ: ![]() When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood |
FLOPPY DISC: ![]() Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood |
RAM: ![]() That thar thang what splits the farwood |
HARD DRIVE: ![]() Gitten home in the winter time |
WINDOWS: ![]() Whut to shut when its cold outside |
SCREEN: ![]() Whut to shut when its black fly season> |
BYTE: ![]() Whut dem dang flys do |
CHIP: ![]() Munchies fer the TV |
MICRO CHIP: ![]() Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag |
MODEM: ![]() Whatcha do to the hay fields |
DOT MATRIX: ![]() Ole Dan Matrix's wife |
LAP TOP: ![]() Whar the kitty sleeps |
KEYBOARD: ![]() Whar you hang the dang truck keys |
SOFTWARE: ![]() Dem dang plastic forks and knifes |
MOUSE: ![]() What eats the grain in the barn |
MOUSE PAD: ![]() That's hippie talk fer where the mouse lives< |
MAINFRAME: ![]() Holds up the barn roof |
PORT: ![]() Fancy flatlander wine |
ENTER: ![]() Notherner talk fer "C'Mon in y'all" |
CLICK: ![]() Whut you hear when you cock yer gun |
DOUBLE CLICK: ![]() When you cock the double barrel |
REBOOT: ![]() Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the outhouse |